I got some tartar control toothpaste. I still got tartar, but that shit is under control.
— Mitch Hedberg

My girlfriend keeps stealing my toothpaste. She thinks I am only jokingly upset about how she keeps going into my toiletry bag and swapping my blue w/ sparkles toothpaste with her green w/ no sparkles toothpaste, but I'm serious. Serious enough to blog about it. And you know that's serious.

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